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What's going on, mister?

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What's my stepson up to today?

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Um, you know, stuff.

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Hmm, I can see stuff.

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Well, I'm going to get out of here
because I'm getting ready to do my yoga.

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No, I don't care. Just do your yoga
stuff. I'm not going to bother you.

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All right, fine.

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You know, you should start working out
too.

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What, do yoga? That's for girls.

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Well, I don't have to do yoga.

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We can get you a gym membership.

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I talked to your father about it. He
said he thought it was a good idea, too.

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I don't want to do steroids.

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Oh, you're not going to have to do
steroids, buddy.

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Jeez. If you want to look good.

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It's just, like, not my, like, it's,
like, not my scene, you know?

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How do you know if you're not trying?

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Because I see videos on, like, Instagram
all the time of, like, guys that work

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out. It's like not really my thing.

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You never know.

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It might help, you know, your little
ambition to maybe go look for a

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job. Mom, I am looking for jobs.

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Well, how's that going then?

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There's like no jobs. Like, nobody's
like hiring.

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Oh, please.

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Come on. Even if it's just... Like a gas
station or something.

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Who cares?

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Something to get you out of the house
and keep your mind busy.

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I didn't work at a gas station. I
wouldn't get robbed.

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Okay, maybe not a gas station. But how
about a job at the restaurant or

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something?

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I can't remember stuff good.

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Like, I can't, like... And you gotta
carry all kinds of stuff. Like, I'll

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and fall.

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Oh. I stole the drinks everywhere.

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How about doing dishes in a restaurant?

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That's not a bad idea.

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Doing dishes?

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Yeah, I mean, what's wrong with that?

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And no one would even know you were
there.

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I mean, that's not true.

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It is true.

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And you can work there until you find
something better, you know?

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I mean, it can't be that bad, right?

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I don't know. I mean, but, like, I don't
know. Like, I got some, like, you know,

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like, some online stuff I'm kind of,
like, working on, like, I think could

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of pay off big.

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I just need, like, a little more time.

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All right.

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I mean, if you say so.

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Where have you had any friends or
girlfriends come over lately?

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I mean, I don't know.

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Like... You used to have girls come over
all the time.

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My girlfriends... Terrible nowadays.

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I suppose they can be, but... You've got
to be a gazillionaire to get their

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attention.

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Well, that's why you need to get a job.

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You've got to start somewhere.

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You know?

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I mean, yeah, I guess that's true,
but... Yes, it is.

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You can't just sit around the house all
day.

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Your brain isn't working when you're
just sitting here.

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Alex, I'm not trying to nag you, but I'm
just getting worried about you.

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Yeah, Mom, there's nothing to worry
about. I'm just telling you.

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I'll figure everything out. I just need
a little more.

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Ed? What?

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Were you just checking out?

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No.

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Are you crazy?

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Mom is sitting here.

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No.

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You were.

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Look, look, it's illegal to have a
boner. Mom, I get boners all the time. I

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wasn't looking at you like that.

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Are you watching that stepmom and son
porn again?

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No. I don't watch it. I don't.

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I was like, one time, Mom. I told you,
like, I don't watch that stuff like

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Alex, you have a boner, and I caught you
dragging off to me.

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Mom, it was an accident.

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Listen, I haven't had sex with your dad
in forever.

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And he's probably cheating on me.

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But that doesn't mean I just go around
and just grab you and touch you because

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I'm horny.

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Seriously? You're touching my dick right
now.

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Well, because I caught you jacking off
to me.

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Well, it doesn't mean just grab my dick
like that.

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Come on, Alex.

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What are you doing?

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Touch me first.

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That's kind of turning me on.

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You gotta stop.

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Yeah, just do it. We can't do this.

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Mom, just do it.

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Your father's at work.

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Yeah, he's never, he's always at work. I
know, but what if he comes home early?

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He's not gonna come, he never comes home
early.

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father for now.

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You're so deep in mommy.

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reading you.

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Yeah. You like this?

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It feels good.

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What the...

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I'm going to put it on the camera
because it's already on.